If you are looking for a great gift for a boyfriend, just remember the keywords – gadgets, noise and power. Yes, most guys love anything that ignites, fires, kindles, lights, flames-up, shoots, starts up, plugs in, uses batteries, hums, buzzes, roars, bellows, yowls, explodes, or otherwise creates auditory dissonance. Once you take this simple lesson to heart, the choice of gifts for a boyfriend is easy.
When looking for great boyfriend gifts, you will never go wrong by purchasing gadgets. You never want to buy things like flowers for guys. They will probably give you a little questioning quarter-smile, raise one eyebrow and say, “Gee, thanks,” but most of them won’t mean it. They’ll want to return the flowers for a refund. They’d rather get a bag of cherry bombs. Remember, cherry bombs explode.
Of course, if you prefer legal gadgets that won’t blow anyone’s fingers off, consider the “Robot-Sapien.” The cool little robot sells online and makes great boyfriend gifts because of their attitudes. They rap and make lifelike sounds such as belches, farts, and real caveman-like speech. It walks, turns, runs, does kung fu, picks things up, and more. It has 67 pre-programmed functions, and is programmable for more advanced functions such as reacting to sound and touch.
An affordable camcorder is good too. They can provide high definition video images and still photos too.
One way to tell if a guy is going to love a gift is if it is totally unnecessary and is an unjustifiable expense. If your boyfriend is into intra-office warfare, one such unnecessary gift is a computer controlled cannon which aims and fires real foam-rubber darts from the comfort of your boyfriend’s own desk chair. Perhaps your boyfriend isn’t into close human combat, but still likes a little mayhem. A “fly” pistol is a great way to slaughter innocent flies by shooting them.
Great boyfriend gifts can also include gifts of speed. What guy wouldn’t want to drive 180 mph? There are several internet sites where you can sign your boyfriend up for a chance to drive a Nascar racing car. Give him a chance to feel the power of the Nascar circuit at his beckon call.
Alright, there is another key word you can remember too; real estate. You could buy your boyfriend land in each of the 50 states too. Did I say “money, power and real estate” is or will be on your boyfriend’s mind too? Okay, you don’t have to buy real real estate simply one square inch in any or all of the states. He’ll get a deed to each piece of his property and be able to mount it on the wall confirming their ownership and your good sense. By the way, your boyfriend cannot build on his square inch, and it holds zero investment potential, but he won’t have to pay taxes on it, nor upkeep it either and the novelty of it all is absolutely a great gift for any boyfriend. Maybe he’ll even take you from state to state one day and visit his properties?
So give great boyfriends great gifts for all occasions…a birthday, your anniversary or Christmas. Remember the keywords gadgets, noise, power and, well…real estate. These simple words are all you need to know to choose the perfect gifts.